Over 58373
politifake

Get Politics


THE WELFARE MENTALITY - A mighty cancer on America.




My Contribution To Tree-Hugging, Vegetarian Liberals -




BIG BIRD'S ANSWER TO THE ROMNEY-RYAN BUDGET -




THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD WEIGHS IN - I wouldn't touch this Sandra Fluke!




RONALD REAGAN -




Weeper Of The House -




2021 -


TAGS: forget history repeat the past
Rating: 2.57/5

More politifakes by crankyhead

RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 7:46 pm
Reminiscent of a Chuck Heston reel. Soylent Green anyone?
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:37 pm
That figures.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:17 pm
I laughed


boycotts -


TAGS: urinate together
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JohnGalt

JohnGalt - April 16, 2016, 4:48 pm
he was on some award show within the last 5 years, on stage with Paul McCartney and his guitar sounded like he was killing a cat. He was so totally outclassed by all the other guitarists- Grohl, Joe Walsh, et al.
Cyberhagen - April 16, 2016, 12:59 pm
You would never catch me dead or alive at one of his concerts anyway, his "singing" reminds of the village idiots from Monty Python.


PRIORITIES, PEOPLE! -




IRONY - Hawaiian officials put the Obama's dog under quarantine until they could show irrefutable documentation as to its identity. PRICELESS!




"GAFFEMAN AND RYBIN" - Quick Rybin! ... To the Gaffemoble! Your Smoke & Mirrors Budget Plan Is Not Working!




MORE WISDOM - "The federal government did not create the states; the states created the federal government." Ronald Reagan




REPUBLICANS! - Eat babies and cheat on their taxes.




NUTRITION EXPERT - One of these women claims to be one. And her husband claims to be an expert on even fewer qualifications.




JUST ANOTHER REPEAT - 4 More Years Of The Same




VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS - Yes, it really is a lot like this!




REPUBLICANS! - Have ruined "Kool-Aid" for America's children.




WRONG AGAIN, MR. PRESIDENT -




RIDERS -


TAGS: how they get thru
Rating: 4.75/5

More politifakes by GaryO

calron - March 29, 2015, 3:23 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-3KtK9U8Vg You cannot keep little Billy's willy down because little Billy's willy won't go.


PLEASE BE QUIET - PICKPOCKET SEMINAR IN PROGRESS




SAIGA 12-GAUGE SEMI-AUTO SHOTGUN -




PAUL RYAN'S BUDGET SIMPLIFIED - Know your facts and then vote for the team with a plan and real leadership! Vote Romney/Ryan on 11-6-2012




FAIL -




GOP LIES EXPOSED - CLINTON'S SURPLUS WAS DONE WITHOUT REPUBLICAN HELP -




Comparisons: You're doing it wrong -




LIBERAL - YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD. I DON'T THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS




SAFETY GLASSES? - Protection from bullshit getting in your eyes




why trump won -




BUDGET IMPASSE - For some it is an inconvience, for others it may mean the difference between life and death




THE MIDDLE CLASS - do not spend $6,800 on a Jacket




FM 7-8 GET TO KNOW IT -


TAGS: fm7 8 get to know it
Rating: 4.56/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

Reality Lord - May 1, 2014, 11:57 am

powerful
canmoose - April 29, 2014, 1:27 am
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
canmoose - April 29, 2014, 1:27 am
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.


THE GREATEST LIBERAL DEMOCRAT THINKERS -




JOBLESS ADVOCATE SHOCKS ED SCHULTZ -




DR. FIST - PROCTOLOGIST -




CHRISTIAN LEADERS - Have devised a new way to get people to come to church on Sunday. They borrowed the idea from Irish Catholics.




OOPS !!!!! -


TAGS: obama reid biden budget pelosi
Rating: 3.8/5

More politifakes by caposwfl

PapaFox - February 28, 2013, 11:14 am
Their pay often depends on federal programs that provide money to the local or state programs. This is pretty basic stuff.


REPUBLICANS FAULT? - The Senate is run by Democrats!




AMERICANA - Getting back to Basics




WE HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO -




ANTI-BUSINESS & JOBS -




HOW MUCH OIL DOES THE USA HAVE? - More than the rest of the world put together. So why the foreign dependence?!




THE FUTURE OF AMERICA ? - President Obama's budget kicks the hard choices further down the road.




SNOWPOCALYPSE 2011 - Major snow blizzards from Texas to the coast of Maine... Thank God for global warming- otherwise it could be a whole lot worse!




RELIABLE ENERGY - we be cooking on the wood stove tonight




MORE GIMMICKS, SMOKE AND MIRRORS - From RINO's and Democrats.




STOOPID LIBERALS - Stupid is as stupid does




WHY DOES HARRY STILL HAVE A JOB? - A CEO would be fired for not having an operating budget for a year. Harry has gone three years with no budget!




THE NATIONAL DEBT - Will be one trillion higher in a decade Than previously projected. Oopsy.




HISTORIC DAY IN WASHINGTON - It's been three years since Harry Reid passed a budget.




FORGET? NEVER. EVER. -




CUT TAXES TO GROW REVENUE - Unlike Obama, JFK understood how to stimulate the economy without a massive government spending bill. So, how is Obama like JFK?




ARIZONA - You Make Me Proud To Be An American




NANCY PELOCCHIO - Elephants never forget!




SWAMPLAND - Can we interest you in some swampland in Florida?.....




BARNEY IS MOONLIGHTING - Guess where he spends time when he goes back to Boston to get in touch with his electorate- that's right: Logan Int'l Airport!




GETTING READY FOR 2012 - Barack gets ready to campaign for 2012, with a new shade of lipstick. Bring on Sarah Palin!




BLAME BUSH GAME - This game went out of style back in 08/09 when Democrats had absolute control over both the Executive and Legislative branches of our Government.




LET ME BE CLEAR "THE WAR ON TERROR IS OVER" - The Good News: "The War on Terror is Over". The Bad News: "Congressional leaders say Taliban is stronger now".




HMMM... LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT -


TAGS: let s get this straight
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

foxrecon19d - July 13, 2013, 4:46 pm
And where, oh brainwashed one, does it say that on the poster? Nice to see that you are still stupid, cranks...
crankyhead - July 13, 2013, 2:13 pm
HMMMM let's get this straight... fox thinks it's ok for the cops to release someone who just killed someone else without having a trial, as long as the corpse is that of a black person.


" BLUE SCREEN OF DEBT " - Trying to compute Long term Budget Forecast. No country can sustain trillion-dollar deficits, year after year, without catastrophic repercussions.




hypocrisy -




CHICK-FIL-A - Because arguing over chicken is more important than a stagnant economy and crippling unemployment.




Keep moving... -




FOUR MORE YEARS - So he can enjoy life while you suffer.


TAGS: how many vacations you get
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by OTC

simplegenius - October 31, 2012, 12:49 pm
the problem is even if he isn't in office he will run for senator of Illinois again and just chill in congress because they love him there. hopefully he won't have any pull, but he might do damage.


BUDGET - We don't need no steenkin budget!




BUDGET CUTS - RIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTTTT! (He was for budget cuts before he was against them!)




AT LEAST I HAVE A DEAL .. - Where's Yours Mr. President ??




SO SAD - Obama submits budget to congress Yays............0 Nays...........414




OBAMA TERM TWO: UNSUSTAINABLE!!! - Brings America to 25.4 Trillion in debt with his budget (and that does not count the full amnesty to illegals and the burden that will place upon all our "entitlement" programs!)




DEMOCRAT VOTERS MUST FORGET -




EASY NEWT -




OBAMA'S MILITARY BUDGET CUTS- REALITY CHECK -




Goodwill is not a liberal company -




Leadership? -




John Kerry -




EBT card and shutdown -




carbon taxes may have unintended side effects. -




Has it ever occurred -




So, teabagger -




UNCLE JOE - Tries to explain budget cuts!




FISCAL CLIFF - I'll believe it's a crisis When the people who tell me it's a crisis Start acting like it's a crisis




NATIONAL DEBT - "Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." -Herbert Hoover




CHINESE HOLDINGS OF US DEBT - "THE VIG" We gotta start paying it. CUZ It'd be a shame if this were to happen again..... A crying frik'n shame!!




Unpredictable -




Budget failures -




Gillard Debt -




Gillard -




Labor Happy -




Gillard and Swan -


TAGS: gillard swan budget failures waste
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by MrScorpio

Rudedog - May 7, 2013, 7:45 am
Feel for you Australia


Gillard and Swan -




Labor Party -




AUSTERITY - ARNOLD - Alright, we're going to make some drastic cuts to this California budget !




MONKEYS, TYPEWRITERS AND THE US SENATE -




If you are middle class -




THE OBAMA BUDGET / DEFICIT - Aren't they really one in the same?




It's all about control -




budget -


TAGS: budget
Rating: 4.8/5

More politifakes by JGalt



OBAMACARE - Rammed down our throats, against our will with procedures that were illegal and immoral. 2012, it's a comin'.




FAILING TO MEET DEADLINES HAS CONSEQUENCES - in the real world (private sector). Why not in the public sector??? Time to fire No-budget Harry!




" CHANGE - DONATE TO THE MESSIAH " - Change! Obama reverses his position on Super PACs, urges supporters to donate to his "Priorities USA" Super PAC.




PREV PAGENEXT PAGE